This is going to be a new feature on the blog outlining what went right and terribly wrong at the Scarlett’s during the previous week. I figure, you will either learn something new or have a good laugh at my/our expense!
If I am going to be sick…call a maid
Did you know children needed to floss their teeth? I didn’t…$2,000 lesson
When you are not driving your own car, don’t test the gas light (a story for another time)
When following a recipe, even if the directions don’t call for seasoning..season the food anyway
All dishwashing liquid and trash bags are not created equal
Don’t fry chicken wings with a tank top on
When you know the fish is dead, take it out of the bowl, don’t wait until the child sees it belly up #badmom!
No matter how tired you are, take the clothes out of the washer, they’ll smell like mildew if you don’t
Always put washing powder in first otherwise you’ll forget
If you are going to leave your lipgloss in the car, make sure to screw the top on tight
ALWAYS keep a bib on the baby
Make a shopping list, visiting Walmart 7 times in 4 days is a waste of time
Take.blood.pressure.pills.daily 185/107 is NOT a joke ( I know, I need a swift kick)
All changes to my website have been finalized and website should be back up by the end of the week
Looking forward to working with a new graphic design artist to take my T-shirt line in a new direction 😉
In an effort to embrace my natural hair more I did a braid out, and it came out phenom!
The Mr. got tired of how nasty my car was and had it detailed
I got to hang out with my girls…even if the place did look like a daycare center
Despite the fact I didn’t practice piano with Lil Man all week, he went to lessons and played like a mini John Legend
Lil man told me I looked like a $1000 bucks, and that I would look like a million if I combed my hair..Bwahahaha!
I had a martini on Friday night..despite my post here
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